Leena Nasir

Murderous rampage

Local authorities are working to establish her cause of death

Her photo revealed a deep, gaping wound

‘It’s literally my feet and if people are willing to pay, then what’s the problem?

‘Think of the worst stuff that someone could do to somebody as a sexual assault’

Concert goers also received condoms and abortion information

‘We’ll all miss Leah, but we’ll make sure that we never forget her’

I hope you are as excited as I am

The rap world has gathered in mourning

Eva Longoria reportedly saw the whole thing go down

‘I just sang that song in that voice because, you know, that… it sounded cool’

Her message was cryptic

The word ‘traffic’ was enough to ignite rage, as fans reminded the star precisely why traffic was snarled

‘We stand here as men who refute their Jewishness and the Holocaust being hijacked by an occupation’

Everyone looked genuinely confused

Whoah

Her Luis Vuitton dress gaped open at the back

‘President Trump.

He ruthlessly trolled Robert Downey Jr.

‘Oh, Ok. Politically incorrect.

‘We are definitely doing something’

I see so many people just banging balls

The book promises to reveal the annual birthday meal Rachel makes for Dolly Parton

‘It was full of blood in the middle.

‘Natalie is coming out of a really tough and painful year’

‘Ok… is this going to kill me?

‘He was just this charming, handsome, hysterically funny guy who sang a lot’

‘I saw the underwear and I said yes’

‘His music follows me everywhere I go — literally’